Hey, dear Typist reader! We’ve collected a fine list of advanced, hard-to-crack riddles for you to solve. They made our brains hurt—quick aside: Ritz and Abby asked me numerous times to switch accents when reading aloud these riddles; okay, maybe I insisted—and we hope it does the same to you. Feel free to bring this to your parties, to the office, or just to the comfort of your living room. It’s going to be a hell of a fun regardless.
I drift forever with the current down these long canals they’ve made, Tame, yet wild, I run elusive Multitasking to your aid. Before I came, the world was darker, colder, sometimes, rougher, true But though I might make living easy, I’m good at killing people too.