We have no idea how Saint Jo flowers came up with this idea but it definitely is one of the best Valentine’s gift ideas this country has ever seen. Presenting Pamatay na Valentine’s Flowers, the only bouquet for that one person you’re ‘dying’ to see.

Funeral flowers are so beautiful, don’t you think? So why hasn’t anyone made a smaller version and gave it as a bouquet? Think again! Thanks to this flower shop, you can finally give the person you owe your life to a sign of your overwhelming gratitude and love.

You have 8 designs to choose from though we’re sure you can have them write almost anything you’d like, if you think you’re wittier than them. Here are their ideas:

For that person you’re just dying to date, and for your girl whose looks are just to fall for.

Flowers that scream Patay na patay na patay na patay na talaga ako sayo.

And if you’re not into those cheesy lines, maybe treat him or her to a movie and give this bouquet. Just don’t try to pirate the film you’re watching! Baka mahuli ka ni Derek Ramsey. Mahirap na.

*All photos are from the Saint Jo flowers Facebook page

For orders and other inquiries, visit them at Market! Market! Stall #3, Fiesta Market, BGC, Taguig City or contact the number stated above. Feel free to visit their Facebook page for more witty and punny flowers for any occasion.


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